23 ✌️, lover of the bovine,
my government assigned class is warlock
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listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients
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Obsessed with going “No… i shan’t say…” when it’s very clear what I shan’t say
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we’re getting kittens and both of them have ridiculously sad little faces
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reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it
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not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today
well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥
🧯💨
0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫
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Wait I have another one sorry
me when im giving birth to my twins
me when I’m giving birth to my triplets
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I’m naming my dick “Long Island” because it looks weird and everyone who’s ever been there hates it.
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Anonymous: | YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such |
[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such
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